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  • Phase 3 (RL 50+ - v040 Content):
    1. Introduction
      1. Embrace the Cringe: The worst outcomes often lead to the funniest cutscenes. Intentionally choose the worst dialogue option at least once.
      2. Don’t Save Scum for Perfection: The game tracks your "Regret Ratio." Too many reloads, and your character develops a nervous tic where they whisper "what if" before every kiss.
      3. The Potato Ending is Valid: Do not underestimate Spudly. Their romance arc involves a trip to the farmer’s market and a heartfelt monologue about starch-based existence.
      4. Use the "Sitcom Status" as a Compass: If your status reads "Relationship Held Together by Spite and a Shared Netflix Password," it might be time for a dramatic confrontation or a hot air balloon escape.

      Love Interests as Archetypes on Steroids

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