I. Introduction

Safety and Legal Considerations:

The man in the windbreaker continued. "What you are about to see is not the broadcast itself. That would be illegal to distribute. What you are seeing is a recording of the broadcast as received by a Panasonic AG-1980 VCR connected to a rooftop antenna in Newton, Kansas, on the night in question. The degradation is authentic. The artifacts are part of the signal."

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